So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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