You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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