You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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