I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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