P.S. I can't hear my feet
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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