That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
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