how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
This is the high leading the old right now
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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