think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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