We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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