I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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