oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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