He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you traded sex for a burrito?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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