I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Randomize
