SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
should my penis look like a turkey
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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