I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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