How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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