We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Everclear isn't food dammit
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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