I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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