I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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