I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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