He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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