but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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