Plan B is the new Plan A
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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