I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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