The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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