Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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