If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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