He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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