The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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