We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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