So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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