She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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