ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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