he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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