I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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