if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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