in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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