does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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