Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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