would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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