Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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