remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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