just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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