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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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