Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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