just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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