Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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