She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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