Nicole vs. Life
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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