I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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